DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS
heard u were talking shit
i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before
When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like
“I’d love to be a vampire. It’d be lovely to be a vampire, wouldn’t it? You’d get to be ancient and eternal, a creature of the night. And vampires get away with murder, quite literally.” — Tom Hiddleston
Oh Adam… of course.
Have a Good Morning
"You could have told me what I was from the beginning! Why didn’t you?"
"You’re my son… I wanted only to protect you from the truth…"
"What, because I… I… I am the monster parents tell their children about at night?"
arrested developments a little ahead of its time
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
When an old post randomly starts getting a ton of notes